Wanted, Needed, Desired
I need a Gremlin. I don't need a Pacer. I don't need a Hornet. Well, a Hornet Sportabout wagon would be cool. But I need a Gremlin. I need other things, too, starting with a nap and ending with everyone, EVERYONE - the entire world, from chefs to idiots who just think it makes them sound cool - I need everyone to stop calling meat "protein." It's beef, it's pork, it's lamb, it's fish. It's brisket, it's ribs, it's mutton, it's a sweet little catfish filet.
This isn't a want, it's a need. I need people to knock the "protein" crap off. If a server/waitress/waitron ask me what protein I want, she/he/it will be wearing my Guinness/Lite/Old Style. I don't want a damned protein. I want a specific cut of meat from a specific animal.
I need everyone to stop it. But mostly, I need a Gremlin.
Comments
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Posted by: Tony B. aka Da Mailman | July 19, 2007 10:29 PM
i have a gremlin. it took me eight years to get it from the origional owner , and he only had to pass away for me to get it. it was way worth it too. pat
Posted by: ragman | August 28, 2007 9:03 AM
Lucky SOB! I keep watching for them, but they're getting rare. I shall remain vigilant, though, and someday...
Posted by: Paddy | August 28, 2007 9:09 AM